Bean Horder Philosophy

The Bean Prophets are a group of esteemed individuals who have dedicated their lives to the pursuit of beans.

Their manifesto, "The Sacred Bean" outlines the fundamental principles of Bean Horder Philosophy, including:

• The Bean is the center of the universe, and all else is mere context
• The accumulation of beans is the ultimate goal, and the means to an end
• The pursuit of the perfect bean is a lifelong journey, not a destination

Meet some of the notable Bean Prophets:

• Prophet Balthazar McGillicuddy
• Prophet Luna Lima Bean
• Prophet Patrick Beanworth